From the Annals of Midday Prayer April 12, 2011Posted by Meredith Gould in being church, Daily Office, humor.
Do you always feel like attending and participating in prayer? I surely do not and this can be challenging, what with being on the prayer team plus serving as Abbess for our virtual community. But I’m committed to praying the Daily Office, in great part because of its structure.
I thank God that prayer times and actual prayers for the Daily Office are more-rather-than-less set. I need this framework when my mind is bouncing around in my brain which, in turn, is oscillating in my skull. Last Friday was one of those days. In case you don’t follow my hysterical (as in crazed rather than hilarious) tweets, here’s the backstory.
On April 8, my accountant of 26 years had a major meltdown about tax info I’d provided at the beginning of February. He’s always been a bit “edgy,” but this explosion was way out of the normal zone. My blood literally ran cold when said he was sending back my stuff. “You live in Maryland now, get an accountant there.” (Note: This is a very cleaned up version.)
So what does this have to do with prayer?
It was 11:45 am by the time I finished my crying jag. Did I want to tweet Sext at 12:15? Nope. Did I do it anyway? Yep. And while I didn’t tweet “LOL” while leading prayer, that’s what happened when I realized Psalm 17: 1-9 was part of the Midday Service.
And so, it was with no shortage of amazement and eye-rolling that I tweeted:
As for the deeds of men — by the words of your lips I have kept myself from the ways of the violent.
Can’t make this stuff up. Thanks be to God.
An Interview: Lent Madness 2011 March 11, 2011Posted by The Virtual Abbey in holy days, humor, saints.
Lent Madness started last year (2010). What was your original impetus for creating this sporting romp during an otherwise somber season? In other words: what were you thinking?
What was I thinking? “Please, God, don’t let this offend anyone, at least not too much.” Actually as a big sports buff I love the excitement of the NCAA’s March Madness — it’s the only thing that gets me through the sporting doldrums between the Super Bowl and Opening Day of baseball season. But then I thought, why should college basketball fans have all the fun while we’re sitting around giving up chocolate? And anyway, Lent gets a bad rap — why should it be all gloom and doom? After all, what could be more joyful than a season specifically set aside to get closer to God?
How do you decide which saints make it onto the roster? Do you use any special system to ensure diversity? Does height matter?
I’d love to tell you that it’s the Holy Spirit at work. And that might be part of it but I’m afraid it’s more Ouija Board than Holy Spirit. Last year, I simply took 32 saints at random from the Episcopal Church’s Calendar of Saints. That in itself is a pretty broad group of saints Biblical and modern, ecclesiastical and monastic.
The bracket is too short on women, of course, but judging from last year, a number of women were powerhouses! Julian of Norwich lost a squeaker to George Herbert in last year’s final to claim the first ever Golden Halo. This year, I chose an entirely new slate of saints so while there will undoubtedly be duplication in subsequent years. This year’s crop of holiness is all new to Lent Madness.
A little birdie, looking suspiciously like a diving dove, told us that you were cursing this project midway through Lent last year. Care to confess?
The only thing I was completely relieved about around the fourth week of Lent last year was not sticking to my original plan of matching the 64 teams in March Madness! That would’ve been a nightmare for a priest trying to get through Lent to Easter in one piece. I also plan to have this wrapped up well before Holy Week — I may be a glutton for punishment but I’m not into self-flagellation.
All kidding aside, what do you hope will happen for people who participate?
My real goal in hosting Lent Madness on my blog is to give people an opportunity to get to know some amazing people who have come before us in the faith. There’s no reason that a Lenten discipline should be dreary. And if this helps people connect with the risen Christ during this season of penitence and renewal, and have a bit of fun in the process, then it’s been worthwhile.